Hock Show Weekend Top Five for Nobember 15th – 21st, 2009
1. Oprah Is Just a Quitter. Oprah Winfrey is stopping production on her show effective 2011, so that she can focus on the development of her new cable network. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to miss the Oprah show and all the…the…um…wait, what did that show ever give me?
2. OMG New Moon Is the Most Popular Movie, Like, Ever, Ok? The second movie in the “Twilight Saga” opened to record numbers across the world on Thursday, proving that there’s nothing tween girls love more than pale, thin British guys and guys with unibrows who don’t wear shirts.
3. Tila Tequilla Has Done Gone Crazy. She’s kept a fairly low profile (well, for her anyway) since her case against ex-boyfriend, Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was dropped. Until, that is, she started doing naked poledances on WebCam site StickAM, which she did until her lawyer shut her down and whisked her away to wherever naked leprechauns go when these sorts of things happen.
4. This Is the Most Hilarious Fight Ever. Apparently, members of 50 Cent’s entourage got into a fist fight with Marv Albert this week when Albert went to introduce himself to Fiddy at the Jimmy Kimmel show and they didn’t know who he was. Albert denies the rumors, but I think he’s just trying to spare them some grief. Did these buff dudes get their asses kicked by a senior citizen in lingerie? YES!
5. This Was Bound to Happen, at Pretty Much Every Sports Game. After Anahiem Ducks skater Scott Niedermayer scored a game winning goal over Tampa Bay this week, he did the nice thing and gave his used stick to a young girl in the crowd. Which was perfect, until some dude grabbed it out of her hands and took off. I’m…honestly just shocked that this doesn’t happen more often. Which is really sad.