YouTube Monday: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Woman….
I was going to post a video of Evan Lysacek dominating the hell out of Olympic Figureskating and then going home to father bendy weevil children with Nastia Liukin for the lady fans of this website.
But NBC or the Olympics or Canada or whoever is being a real bunch of dicks about posting Olympic videos on YouTube.
So, instead, here’s Tiger Woods talking about how many women he’s boned and how sad that makes him. Don’t blame me! Blame Canada!