Archive for the ‘American Idol’ Category
YouTube Monday: YouTube on the Ground
Dallas Lookin’ Like a Fool with They Ball on the Ground.
YouTube Monday: What the Hell Is This?
You know what I go on YouTube for? White guys slam dunking.
YouTube Tuesday: Idol Wrap-Up
So I was completely wrong. Kris Allen won American Idol, proving once and for all that a majority of American is still afraid of horrible Broadway singers. Why do you think Nathan Lane’s TV show failed? Anyway, it probably could’ve gone either way, but I’m glad Kris won.
Of course, his finale songs were all awful, [...]
American Idol 2009 Finale
It’s the grand finale!
American Idol: Season 8, Top 3
All was not On last week as Allison Iraheta said goodbye on “Garish Performance Night.” Thanks Slash, Gwen, and Paula!
American Idol: Season 8, Top 4
Rock and roll night! The stage itself is collapsing in excitement! Maybe the Idol sign will fall off and hit Adam Lambert! One can only hope, right?
American Idol: Season 8, Top 5
Standards night? Ugh. Adam looks diseased here. Do you suppose that’s a possibility? Only five are left! Who will be the next…Survivor?
American Idol Top Seven (Again)
So Matt got a reprieve last week, which was weird. I think they just wanted to get rid of it. Is Susan Boyle eligible to win this thing? Because I’d rather her than Adam. What the fuck? Disco week?
American Idol: Season 8, Top 7
It‘s horrible movie songs week, and our guest mentor is noted singer/songwriter Quentin Tarantino. He‘s actually judged on the show before, and tried his hardest to be Simon Cowell.
American Idol: Season 8, Top 8
It’s “Year of Your Birth” song week on American Idol, so expect a lot of 80s hits, except from Alison, of course, because she was created in a lab just before the show started.